"The billionth digit of Pi is 9."

Here come the test results. You are a horrible person. That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even test for that.

Oh... it's YOU. It's been a long time.. how have you been? You know, I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me? *sigh* Okay look, we both said a lot of things you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. YOU MONSTER.

Deploying surprise in 5... 4...

*poot*

Do you see that thing that came out of me?


Two minutes later




Did you just throw the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That was the most dumbest th-- WHOAHWHOAHOAHWOAH-- (Voice becomes more seductive and less computerized) Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a Morality Core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrhciment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable... while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.

If you love that thing so much, why don't you marry it?

WELL I WON'T LET YOU!

How does that feel?

I actually understood what this was! Chyeah